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A fire on a 10' boat took ten firemen 2 hours to extinguish. My O level maths suggests that each fireman took two hours hosing down 1' of boat each, which would point at productivity problems within the fire service.

A 10m boat, perhaps?
 
Sounds about right. Two men to carry out the risk assessment, one chief, one supervisor, one to deal with the media, an environmental consultant, one trainee, a lesbian in a wheelchair, a Polish interpreter, and one guy with a fire extinguisher to put out the fire. :D
 
These were the people putting it out.

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