Solent Coastguard visit?

[BrendanS]

Firstly I should point out that said visit was prior to myself and many others joining the club

Secondly, you ain't insulted me recently because you've been AWOL from the forum until recently. Probably selling drugs or white slave trading to pay for your raggie habit I'd guess.

Anyway, secret winter trials with towing scaffolding boards broadside on behind boat to create monster wash with which to annoy you next season. Also highly skilled stinkie hit squad being trained to buzz raggies in tight formation within inches instead of boring feet. Currently practising on bouys, with maximum points scored for paint marks on hull. Last weekend moved them onto moving objects, picking on floating seagulls and PWC's. Figurte if we can hit a seagull or knock a rider off a PWC, then creating mayhem amongst anchored raggies should be a doddle to such a highly trained team

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[bigmart]

Highly Trained Team?

More like an overweight rabble expertly trained in sipping Bacardi Breezers & annoying the regulars in the pension que.

Who do you think your kidding Brendan.

I have been watching you over the summer but its a time for Sailing. Not sitting in front of a computer screen.

Martin

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[BrendanS]

Overweight rabble? Stop talking about yourself in such disparaging terms! and what you been doing to those pensioners anyway?

Summer is a time for relaxing in preparation for the coming winter boating season.

While all you raggies are laid up on the hard, us hard and tough stinkies will be out boating in big rough seas, empty of the other boats, without having to return on a Sunday night to bleating posts on the forum about a little bit of wash! And we'll be able to take our time getting places, as the marinas won't be full of raggies who fill the place up by 15:00 preventing us real sailors from arriving late at night with any chance of a mooring! [sigh]



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[Twister_Ken]

>us hard and tough stinkies will be out boating in big rough seas<

"Turn up the central heating another 5 degrees, Ramona, and put Ride of the Valkyrie on the CD player. It makes me feel more macho."

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[bigmart]

It's alright Ken. I expect that matron has let him sniff her apron again. That surgical alchohol always does the trick.

Stinkies & rough seas? You never see them out of the Marina near dark or if the wind is stronger than force 3. The Old Timers disease must be affecting Brendan again.

Martin

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[Twister_Ken]

It's that vision of himself, played by Jack Hawkins (duffle coat and all), on the bridge of a torpedo boat in a gale, with nothing but him and the Scharnhorst. He's on the final run. The rest of his squadron are blazing wrecks, dropping quickly astern. His first Lieutenant is bleeding heavily from a picturesque but non-fatal wound (he has to survive to marry Mary Arbuthnot, a Wren officer back at Ops). Brendan's determined not to fire until he can see straight into the eyes or Rear Admiral Otto von Blotto. I know the scene well.

Yours aye,

Jack Aubrey, RN

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[bigmart]

The problem, for those of us who have met Brendan, is that reality is more akin to the Character depicted by Benny Hill in the Italian Job. The original film of course.

Martin

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[Nick2]

Would love to please

Nick

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[BrendanS]

Near dark! Force 3!

What ignorant bias you....you....you raggie!

I'll have you know that mid march on a gloomy drizzly day out on the water, you won't see nary a raggie out on the water, but the stinkies are still out enjoying themselves......... while you lot are moping around the house murmuring 'Yes miss'm' to SWMBO's every command

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[BrendanS]

I could go off you!

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[BrendanS]

Now you're just being silly. You know perfectly well that the rest of us aren't ancient enough to remember those old silent movies.

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