All this mammary madness reminds me of a very poor joke.
A lady runs into her doctors and says, "Doctor, Doctor my boobies have grown huge can you weigh them please?" Grasping her boobies the doctor exclaims "Wheyey!"
Just before I am thrown out, I remember a feature in Readers Wives as a lad called "Table Mammers"; you can imagine the amateurish imagery. What fun.