graham
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A couple emigrating to Australia aboard a mediocre passenger ship see a very bright star in the night sky.
Out of interest they ask one of the crew what it is.
He replies that he will ask the first officer and get back to them.
THe mate explains to the seaman that its "Sirius"in the constellation of "Orion" and it is the brightest star in the firmament.
Doing his best to remember this he sets off back to the passengers .On finding them he replies "Its serious,Its the constipation of O`brian ,and its the tightest ar$e in the infirmary."
PS
Dont worry Iknow not to give up my day job.
Out of interest they ask one of the crew what it is.
He replies that he will ask the first officer and get back to them.
THe mate explains to the seaman that its "Sirius"in the constellation of "Orion" and it is the brightest star in the firmament.
Doing his best to remember this he sets off back to the passengers .On finding them he replies "Its serious,Its the constipation of O`brian ,and its the tightest ar$e in the infirmary."
PS
Dont worry Iknow not to give up my day job.