Single handed peeing.

Rustyknight

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Because my partner has to work most weekends, it wasn't long after becoming the proud owner of a sailing boat that I decided to sail singlehanded...... the thought of the boat sitting on it's mooring unused seemed very depressing.

Learning the best way to pick up the mooring on my own in various conditions took a little time, and finding the confidence to actually "go" somewhere and moor when I got there took a little longer. The key things seem to be preparation, awareness of wind and tide, and taking time to stop and think.

I don't do anything too adventurous on my own..... Poole to Weymouth or the Solent are sometimes trial enough. The getting there is more often more important than the destination.

One thing I do love is my coffee. Before I finally drop the mooring, it relaxes me.... when the engine go's off and the Haven is behind me, the kettle go's on again. Christchurch ledge and clear of the pot markers, I nip below and light the gas for a brew. Much the same after Hurst, if theres not much about....

Trips back to Poole seem to be much the same. Clear of pot markers and other boats, the kettle is boiled, and I sit in the cockpit watching the world go by as I grasp the mug in my hands, taking the occasional slurp....

Sometimes, the trip up Poole harbour can be a long one..... especially if theres a spring ebb running. An hour, maybe an hour and a half..... no time for a brew there. Far too many boats coming and going in all directions, too dangerous to leave the cokpit and go below. Sometimes long enough for withdrawl symptoms to set in......

The downside is, coffee makes me pee.... and as I get older, the more often I feel the need.

Once in open water, nipping below to use the heads for a pee isn't normally a problem. If no other boats are in sight, it's stand in the cockpit and pee over the transom.... taking careful note of the wind direction, and holding on to the boat in case of errant waves.

Peeing has become part of my mooring preperations.... theres not much worse than trying to concentrate whilst coming alongside when trying to keep my legs crossed. It can be antisocial too.... if tying up alonside another boat, once the ropes have all been made fast, it's nice to stop and talk for a while to my new neighbours..... and not run off to find the nearest loo.

As the waters become busier and busier every year, finding the appropriate time to pee before entering harbour is becoming harder and harder. Far to dangerous to nip below, and if trying to pee over the transom, you can almost be certain another boat will zoom up within seconds, almost as if they are trying to catch you out and video it for "You've been framed". Trip boats with hoardes of children onboard, screaming and waving as they pass, as I frantically try to hide the evidence.......

Will the problem just become worse as I age? And what if one day I have to take tablets for water retention?

Do I,

Give up drinking coffee?

Give up singlehanded sailing?

Tie a knot in it???

Other people out there must have this problem...... have they found an answer???
 
The issue is not exactly where to pee..... be it the heads, or over the side, or into a bucket. The issue is when.....

Peeing into a bucket as I negotiate dinghy racers and trip boats would surely be one way of attracting the attentions of the men in blue, and a reputation as a flasher.....

Coming alongside a gleaming gin palace, with the crew of scantily dressed maidens taking my lines.... they ask sweetly "Whats in the bucket? Have you been fishing?"

Do's this explain why a good few people make a hash of mooring in marinas? Too busy thinking of relief?

Do's this explain why people disregard harbour speed limits???
 
Stand in the companionway and hold the bucket to pee in. Dangly bits hidden from public gaze, but a good watch can be kept.
Just don't stumble as you walk backwards up the companionway steps because you will spill the pee on your crotch. In which case you may just as well have peed yourself in the 1st place.
 
You guys have it easy. It is a major operation for a girl in oilies. How do we cope? Refrain from coffee and keep the legs crossed is about the only option for us!
 
When I did Mail-Order Catalogue photography I photographed a "his" and a "hers" version.
They were in the top 3 sellers in the catalogue.
We couldn't work out how you disconected the device and held it so that it didn't leak out, back to where it had come from really.
(It was a slightly different design.)
 
This reminds me of something that happened a few years ago in Yarmouth harbour.....

6am on a summers morning, not a breath of wind. I'd just woken up and put the kettle on, and was opening the hatch for my first ciggie of the day.

Suddenly, I heard the sound of water splashing. Far too early for kids to be playing I thought, so I poked my head out....

Not 10 feet away was a young lady, crouching over the pontoon, peeing away contentedly into the sea. I think she was off a small boat, that couldn't have had facilities for privacy.....

I slowly withdrew, and made my coffee.
 
I normally turn my back to the closest onlookers then bucket and chuck it.

When I was in the services our Regiment had a tradition at formal dinners that noone could leave the dinner table before the Commanding Officer ignoring this tradition would see you on weekend duties .The solution was a screw top jar used discreetly under the table.

After a man overboard in the dark in bad weather due to peeing over the stern.One of the fisherman in our club installed a full size porcelain urinal out in the cockpit on the bulkhead.It drew a few comments but he had no further MOBs.
 
Re: Change from coffee to whisky

You can then pee anywhere /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif without a care in the world....
 
When sailing offshore in Tasmania some years back a family friend, who happened to be a nurse, provided a "pissinter"- A plastic bottle with a wide neck and handle which is used in hospitals I believe. It was perfect for peeing with one hand whilst wearing oilies. You could stand on deck without anyone knowing what you were up to!
 
Re: Change from coffee to whisky

Even here??

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The bucket is ok ... but you still have to empty it ...

Get a funnel (size it to fit! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif) and connect a length of hose/pipe to the small end - this can then feed down into the cockpit drain ...
 
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