CalicoJack
Well-Known Member
Cloths must have liberal splattering of anti fouling, smell slightly of Eau d Diesel, look as though they have been screwed up in a bag and used for a pillow (because they have). If I'm really trying to impress I put my more elderly smock on, you know that it has all of the above, plus that secret ingredient of the smell of fish (Can't wash it any more, it will fall apart).
