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My Mrs discovered a pack of condoms in our First Aid Kit. I couldn't remember what they were for (apart from the obvious), so I was in trouble for a while.

Excellent waterproofing for wire connections when wrapped in tape, can be used instead of PTFE tape if required... Have your excuses ready...
 
My Mrs discovered a pack of condoms in our First Aid Kit. I couldn't remember what they were for (apart from the obvious), so I was in trouble for a while.

Just tell her they're for thrashing the brains out of any willing crew.
She won't believe you, but if/when the opportunity arises you can assume you had permission.
 
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