Shiot I just Posted in Scuttle!

[Kawasaki]

Sorry to intrude Folks but I just realised I have invaded your Sanctum!
Funny though
I did 'lurk' in earlier and noticed a post ref a mobo or three rockin and rollin a yogurt/ raggie whatsit
I ad to Larf
There was a 'Rant' earlier on Mobo ref dinghys or some raggie whatsits gettin in the way of a Mobo!!!
Funny
I went to see two Mobos today that peeps want me to sell
I took a Yachtie Mate with me
He said as we walked along the Pontoons
'That's a nice Yacht. that's a pile of crape' etc etc like yer do
I said- 'they all look like hard work to me
Who the feck would want one' etc
Then we passed to f off big mobos
'That aint shifted for two years an that one next to it only went out once last year' says I
'See that 50 ft Colvic sailing boat' me mate said
'Yep' says I
'It aint been anywhere as well' says He
I says
'Looks a bit of a bugger to handle it looks all wrong to me'
He says, me sailor mate
'Yeh the riggin is al wrong etc etc and the slicin giminies aren't correct ref the angle of the fordeck griblers and the swashtrimbles aren't connected to the pushpit ladlers (I think!) and look at the swaybar locking reefers
Or sumatt like that
Feck me , me head was addled!
But I knew what he meant
So next off we passed a right mobo I liked
'See, it has two 200 hp's in it, innit and can handle any sea, it's a brama'
'Wot's a Brama ' he said where were they made like''
'No yer daft Yottie ********, it's not a make, it's a 'brama' like a good un'!
It was a nice day today
We did see lots of peeps mobos and yoghurt types feckin about in boats
Swat its all about really
Innit!

 

[sailorman]

Brama post Kwacker

 

[Blueboatman]

Top Banana. Better than that, Bananarama Brama post.

 

[TSB240]

Sorry to intrude Folks but I just realised I have invaded your Sanctum!

Your excused sir as you get older one tends to lose ones way.
Also yer have had a bit of a rough time what with bang on yer bonce and joist between kwackers knackers.



'No yer daft Yottie ********, it's not a make, it's a 'brama' like a good un'!
It was a nice day today
We did see lots of peeps mobos and yoghurt types feckin about in boats
Swat its all about really
Innit!

Kwackers keep telling you us raggies are only closet moboers....

I had to use the auxiliary rags a lot this weekend.....

Wind was

1.Far Too much for her most of the time......

2. Way Too little for me all the time...

3. From the Wrong Direction most of the time

I cant believe how far out XC was this weekend.


Meant to tell though I saw your old girl in Caernarfon was it "Brisa" ? She looked well Brama?

 

[Kawasaki]

TS , as you know I know there are three sailing winds, according to you lot
Hactually whilst in Caernarfon looking at saily whatsits an mobos tother day I spoke to some yoghurt saily peeps
It was hard I know but I managed
We had a common demomantor
The swmbo raggie bird said
''Weather, tusk tusk' or words to that effect
I said 'XC Weather is wot I use
She said'so do we'
'Sh%t innit' I replied
She was Posh (fer a raggie) and replied kinda differently
But mobo man and raggie women both agreed that xc was crape last week!
I mentioned 'Windguru' to the saily cloth peeps
Cos it gives Rhosneigr and Red Wharf bay so each side of the Island is covered
They hadn't heard of it
I said
'it's a Windsurfers site, and the beggars go like sh$t of a shovel'
'Pardon' said the swmbo cleaning the yogurst grib thribbler winchin rat**** turnpike gadgett
Anyway the language barrier thing was cleared up eventually (Posh Cheshire versus Scouse Welsh) and we both agreed that xc has been 'Rather Innacurate' as me saily mates said!