Shakedown crews...

Golly, you Jersey mob are so like us Irish: attitude to tax, bureaucracy, and you've just nailed how we greet each other:

"Jersey, eh? You must know Lill. Lill Reece, or Rhys. Wait a minute - could have been Rees. Or Reese, now I think about it. Something like that, anyway. She was the barmaid at the Fort D'Auvergne hotel when we spent our honeymoon there in 1963. Came from Cardiff, or was it Swansea? Somewhere in Scotland, anyway. You must know her. Everyone knew Lill. Give her my regards."​
Except in Ireland, we seem to somehow know them, or know somebody that knows/knew them !

Very good (y)
 
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