Shagging in Motor Sailors

[jimi]

Do they need room for such pursuits, or are the owners too old and follically challenged to need a fornicatorium and wiould they be better off with a deck chair and patio heater to go with the knitted waistcoat with leather buttons, slippers and driving gloves?

 

[ParaHandy]

you omitted mention of red underpants. a most essential part of the auld goat's attire which get an airing quite regularly ... sort of a bus pass for those of his age and disposition which signify a greater ... oooh shoyte ah've lorst ra plot agin ...

 

[claymore]

Rude Boys both and Smacked Botties when next we meet

 

[aitchw]

They'll enjoy that!

 

[JonBrooks]

If it can be done in a 5m rib I am sure the average motor cruiser will be fine for those that have the "urge" IMHO!

Am sure for the older owner a drop of the ye olde Verbal Hiagra will help!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Regards

 

[claymore]

You just get back to your DSC buttons you cheeky young pup.

 

[JonBrooks]

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You just get back to your DSC buttons you cheeky young pup.

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If only I were young!!

Regards

 

[jimi]

Losing the plot

or pencils

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[Rowana]

Re: Losing the plot

A new angle (?) on lead in your pencil.

Brings tears to the eyes and colour to the cheeks just thinking about it.

 

[Bergman]

Re: Losing the plot

Where do you find these things

What do you have to search for to find them.

What else do you find that you don't put on here

 

[jimi]

Re: Losing the plot

can't clain credit for finding it, was posted on another forum I frequent
http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=168291

 

[Stemar]

Re: Losing the plot

Truly there are no limits to the power of human stupidity!

It's obvious that if he'd used a propelling* pencil, the clip would have prevented the slippage.


*I'm sure this should kick off a train of thought, but I'm to flued up to think of it. Over to you...

 

[Sgeir]

Re: Losing the plot

not a fountain pen?

 

[jimi]

Re: Losing the plot

Maybe it had a rubber on the end?

 

[Guest]

Doctors name ....

Milosevic .......

Nice one !!

 

[Sybarite]

Re: Losing the plot

Ball point?

 

[mikejames]

Re: Losing the plot

And while you are at it, turn on the masthead nav lights in the marina.
That way nobody will interrupt you , at least in Cork Week or so I am told

 

[Guest]

You have no idea till ....

You've done it in a Morris Minor !!

Motor-sailers then are easy-peasy !!

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: You have no idea till ....

youse mean a Trabant surely ... !!

 

[Guest]

Trabant ????

Zaporojitz ........ !!