Serious question

[byron]

Please do not attach any banter to this message. No toilet humour, no 'behind the bike shed jokes', This is a serious question. Oh siht (wish I could spell) I have forgotten what the question was now. Ah Well - never mind - carry on.

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[Guest]

Serious Answer

You're absolutley right Byron.

You'd probably be better off diluting the soltron with equal parts metaxa to make a "luverly juberly" boaty type cocktail.

This reply is not a joke, is not digressing from the point, boat oriented, has been checked for spelling, syntax and grammatical errors and is politically correct and totally unhumorous.

That's much better isn't it?

Oh, IMHO of course.

 

[lyc]

It's called Senile Dementia Byron, I will collect your boat from you tomorrow and dont forget you owe me a couple of grand change and you said the fuel tanks would be full.

Hehe I hope this works.

 

[byron]

Someone already been and got it, offered me a better deal than you, took her with only half fuel tanks and only charged me a grand in cash and no VAT.

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[peterg]

Ah but...

Soltron and Metaxa are brand names and should therefore be capitalised plus VAT of course (although I would prefer a vat of Wild Turkey 8 year old Bourbon please)