Seagull farts.

[tugboat]

Are they noisy, or SBD (silent but deadly) like my dog?! When a seagull farts, does it suddenly accelerate? Come on folks, this stuff could be important - you might get asked by your RYA examiner /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[bob_tyler]

Only wet ones /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[landaftaf]

what an extrordinary idea /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[graham]

Seagulls are very usefull. If anyone cuts you up to get the last space in the lock you can sprinkle bread crumbs over their decks before you go home...(alledgedly) /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[landaftaf]

lol

 

[Lakesailor]

Don't know about seagulls but I rowed out to take some pics of the cormorants on LadyHolme. Their droppings kill the trees. Whilst I was there I noticed one of them crapping. It was like a column of white cement. Enormous, and the smell of fish was extrordinary.
Now whether they only fart or always crap as well I wouldn't know. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[TheBoatman]

My vote is they don't fart, because if you sh*t like that you'd be to frightened to fart /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[Gerry]

They can't fart or belch. Feed them alka setzer and watch them explode! Not one for the kids!

 

[Danny_Labrador]

How do you manage to fill your days with such exciting activities ?

 

[Lakesailor]

It comes with experience.

 

[Clive_Rigden]

Birds poo & pee out of the same hole - if that has the slightest bearing on the situation . . .

 

[BobOwen]

And do birds pee?
Or is a 'combo' effort?
This stuff is vitally important.

Darn - just read the above post after I posted!

So if male birds have a ****, they don't use it to have a pee then?

 

[tugboat]

Hey, this bird-watching is complicated, huh? Those twitchers must be really clever. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif