Scuttlebut rendevous

Phoenix of Hamble

Phoenix of Hamble

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Given a coincidence previously noted about the retail location of procuring certain IPC magazines, I propose the following:

On any ocassions when you are in any branch of WH Smiths or peers, and see someone browsing YM, PBO, or similar, that you march right on up to them, and say loudly

"I say.... Scuttlebutter are we Sir?"

Sucessful rendevous to be loudly and publically announced on this forum.

Alternatively, extreme embarressment, or physical violence should be reported in more subdued tones /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

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My wife, besides calling me a plonker, has requested the following change to challenge.... "I say.... Scuttlebutter are we Sir/Madam?"..... phew...<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by NAS on 12/11/2004 14:24 (server time).</FONT></P>
 
I propose to do this at WH Smith in the centre of the concourse of Waterloo at 16:15 today!

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Sadly, I'm not in London today. Any other volunteers to stand in Waterloo WH Smug at 4.15 this afternoon and publicly blank anybody who approaches them, talking in an incoherent Caledonian mumble, with a crazed expression in their eyes and a dead sheep on their head? /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho
 
Had an embarresing moment in whs by announcing to swmbo, "going to get this months porn" overheard by tweed wearing elderly lady.
Lady appeared to be disapppointed when I returned with YM.

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Can make 5.30 pm and mumble in a Hampshire accent if that helps.

No dead animals though, sorry.

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I used to have a girlfriend who could make tweed quite a turn on - Aaaah !

Whatever happened to Crimplene I wonder ?
<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.blackadder.totalserve.co.uk/crimp1.htm>http://www.blackadder.totalserve.co.uk/crimp1.htm</A>

<hr width=100% size=1>Khyber
 
So, anyone wanting a new laptop, go to Waterloo station and read a yachting magazine at 1615. A bloke with a laptop will then approach you and say the code word "scuttlebutter hey".

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Seems to be a market for a SB T-shirt. What about a contest design game? Prices to be won??? T-shirts of course......

<hr width=100% size=1>I came, I saw, she conquered (the original Latin seems to have been garbled).
 
Have a black eye and have just been released from custody .. well the old bat was of a leathery complexion...

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Scuttlebutt T-shirt

Some inspiration for the designers out there:

- scuttle (RUN)
- scuttle (SINK)
- scuttle (CONTAINER)

- butt (THICK END)
- butt (CIGARETTE)
- butt (BOTTOM)
- butt (HIT)
- butt (PERSON)
- butt (CONTAINER)

2 containers - right up jimi's street.......

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Mummsie said a strange Scotsman had been acting rather weird at Waterloo this evening.... had said all sorts of oddball stuff about the size of her butt... she thumped him...anyone know anything about it...? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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First issue official SB T-shirt

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Know for sure it will look good on the ladies too :)



<hr width=100% size=1>I came, I saw, she conquered (the original Latin seems to have been garbled).
 
Re: First issue official SB T-shirt

Rene

On the ladies all you would see would be the letters 'o' going off in wierd directions though???!!!

<hr width=100% size=1>If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
 
Re: First issue official SB T-shirt

Hmmmm... makes sence Jane..... If I have some time left, will try it on a lady picture... Although, for a first draft, can't be bad, right????

<hr width=100% size=1>I came, I saw, she conquered (the original Latin seems to have been garbled).
 
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