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You're a lucky bu@@er!

I was just on my way as I made the last post, hence being not very clear re bumkin, so this morning I've just logged on to find your comments. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

I'm not fat......


Just big boned! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I think I can live with being called Big Southern Jesse, Fat Jesse is a bit too much!!


I take it you are named Smiffy due to the Bash Street Kids resemblance? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Could be worse I suppose, could be Plug! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
Re: Fat Southern Bumpkin Jesse!

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You're a lucky bu@@er!

I was just on my way as I made the last post, hence being not very clear re bumkin, so this morning I've just logged on to find your comments. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

I'm not fat......


Just big boned! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I think I can live with being called Big Southern Jesse, Fat Jesse is a bit too much!!


I take it you are named Smiffy due to the Bash Street Kids resemblance? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Could be worse I suppose, could be Plug! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Hurumph! What can I say? Well, quite a lot actually, like for instance.......Big bones don't brake chairs /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

I will leave it at that..............................

I wouldn't want to upset you...................

Well, not much! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Ta-Ra! ..................Lardy! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

PS. 'ere, fancy you remembering the Bash St kids? Just for the record, I is 6'2" tall, and 18 stone, and ugly as a robbers dog! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Re: Fat Southern Bumpkin Jesse!

I thought you might have left this alone, but you've admitted to being bigger than me now!

I'm 6'5", but not even 17 stone!

Why, I am but a skinny waif compared to you!

And of course I remember the bash street kids, I'm all of 28 you know! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

I used to save up my pocket money for the Beano.....


Oh those were the days... when kids weren't given £5 a week for their drugs and cigarettes!



And they were delicate chairs.....
 
Re: Fat Southern Bumpkin Jesse!

Tee-Hee, well there, I has brightened your day! I never said I wasn't a fat barsteward! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gotta do summat about it though............. Oh and by the way, 28, pah! I could give you 30! So that makes me an old fat barsteward!................... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Delicate chairs?................yeah right /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
Re: Fat Southern Bumpkin Jesse!

If you're over 6 foot then anything under 20 stone doesn't really count as fat.

I remember being sat at the doctors a year or two ago. They had a lovely chart showing your suggested healthy weight for your height. At 5'8" it was quite specific, but the bands widened very quickly as you got taller, once over 6 foot there was a range of about 5 stone and I think I fitted in anywhere between 12 and a half and 19 stone as healthy, depending on build etc.

So your not really fat.....



As for old and barsteward........ /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
No Comment /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Have a good 'un!
 
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