Well, having gagged at reading your bizarre and rather gross sarnie habits (should Scotland Yard know?), I'm off to have a ham sandwich. But not just a ham sandwich; no, a Ham Sandwich: a local pig (fine lass) from Friuli, baked in a bread crust and served hand-sliced and hot with freshly-grated horseradish in a crisp bread roll. With a good frothy beer to boot. Yar boo sucks!
mashed banana with sugar
mature cheddar cheese with homemade strawberry jam (lots of fruit)
chip butties
marmite with W****rs plain crisps
Thick slice of rare roast beef with horseradish
but the creme de la creme has to be bacon butties
Tammie,
Jings , haud yer horses ye impetuous wee deevil or ye'll lose yer status as an honorary scotsman. Ye'll hae tae charge her sumfing or ye'll wreck ra merkit.
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