Sailing with older people

[tome]

Anyone tried it?

I've a friend who's thinking of a major cruise with some oldies. What should he be looking out for

 

[tcm]

Hm, not sure. I did ask about this a few months ago but as usual, nobody took any notice of me. Youngsters of today, huh!

 

[tome]

Welcome to the forum, you'll soon get the hang of it best not to SHOUT

 

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[tcm]

arg!

Git!

 

[tome]

Re: arg!

It's the little yellow pills

 

[peterb]

We're all older than some, and most of us are younger than some others. Where do you put the dividing line?

 

[tome]

Sorry, what were we talking about?

 

[Guest]

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[peterb]

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I still take great pleasure from looking at pictures of naked women

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Nah! Much better to have the real thing!

 

[tome]

Surely the dividing line is when you dribble more than a waterlog?

 

[Lakesailor]

Bugger. I can't be bothered with Lakesailor's posts. What next?

 

[Sgeir]

Prove it!

 

[Twister_Ken]

CAN YOU SPEAK UP A BIT!

 

[bilbobaggins]

Eh..? Who'zat...? Speak up....!

Er, is it time for my medicine?

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[TimDaniel]

You know you're getting old when your wife says:

'Come upstairs and make love to me!'

And you have to say:

'Sorry I can't manage both!'

 

[NPMR]

You know you're getting old when your 'chat-up' line is:

"Do I come here often?"

 

[Billjratt]

Oldies could have lots to offer depending on their experience but then again, there is chocolate teapot syndrome. And you are supposed to bring them all back, what a responsibility...
Make sure they can dance the hornpipe before accepting, unless you've got granny bars all over the boat.

 

[bilbobaggins]

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You know you're getting old when your wife says:

'Come upstairs and make love to me!'

And you have to say:

'Sorry I can't manage both!'

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Bit of a misquote there.

I've always understood that to be...

'You know you're getting old when someone else's wife says', etc......

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[peterb]

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Prove it!

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Get me some and I will!