Saddam's CDs

[jimi]

Saddam\'s CDs

Where does he keep them?

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[bigmart]

Re: Saddam\'s CDs

In Iraq?

Martin

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[Stingo]

Re: Saddam\'s CDs

Jim, why are you asking such complicated questions at this time of night? I thought I knew you well and assumed you'd be in the boozer filling your throat with snooze juice.

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[jimi]

Re: Saddam\'s CDs

OK then ... where does he keep his armies?

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[sailbadthesinner]

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up his sleevies?

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[Twister_Ken]

Traditional answer

>where does he keep his armies<

in his sleevies.

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[lyc]

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How do you play Iraqi bingo?












F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ... A-10

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[jimi]

Re: Saddam\'s CDs

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?

They both have Kurds in their way.




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[lyc]

Re: Saddam\'s CDs

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?








So they can see their air force

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[jimi]

Re: Saddam\'s CDs

"Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton," UK defence minister Geoff Hoon said in The Commons yesterday.

"He's either never been to Southampton, or he's never been to Umm Qasr" says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr. Another soldier added: "There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us. It's more like Portsmouth."




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[Stingo]

Re: Saddam\'s CDs

How do you stop an Iraqi from drowning in 3 inches of water?







You take your foot off his head

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[lyc]

Re: Saddam\'s CDs

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter
pilots?

You only have to teach them to take off.


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[Stingo]

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is that a bit like shuttle pilots then?

I'll get my coat.

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