RU a weekend smoothie or a ruftie tuftie

jimi

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Do you wear your stubble with pride?
do old ladies and Andy at your approach hide?
Are your armpits like cesspits
or disguised with Boots best
... we need to know ..

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syd

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I'm whats known in the trade as a hairy bummed Docker. Bad attitude, huge amounts of body odour, green teeth with breath to match, skid marks that would make Concord proud, big sweaty bo.... err enough of the self praise, fancy a date?

:)

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