Roll Up, Roll Up, Caption Competition

[Lakesailor]

 

[AIDY]

A boaty version of this maybe.....

http://www.vidoemo.com/yvideo.php?i...nursery-rhymes-ring-a-ring-roses-with-lyrics=

 

[cindersailor]

UXB disposal team attracts expectant crowd of thrill seekers.

 

[sailorman]

So THATS a MoBo

 

[AIDY]

Somali pirates hold hostage.

 

[aquaplane]

You do the Hokey Cokey
And you turn around
That's what it's all about!

 

[highandry]

See! what did I say? Don't name the boat General Custer...now look..

 

[sarabande]

Colregs question.

Which one of these is the give way vessel ?

 

[Lakesailor]

"WE say you were causing a dangerous wash"

 

[csharpatsea]

Royal Navy practices low carbon footprint warfare.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Bob was becoming aware his anti surfing remark was not going down too well.

 

[WindyOut]

Rough guide to Somalia: the Barrier Method

 

[Skylark]

So that's 2 gin & tonics, 2 vodka & lime, a Scotch on the rocks and 56 bottles of lemonade for the kids.

 

[garstang]

Get the colgate ring of confidence with our sea trials

 

[tmh900]

Brian thought no one would notice when he emptied the holding tank...

 

[NigelFortune]

"So who's turn is it to start the Mexican Wave ?"

 

[Twister_Ken]

OK lads, on my word "Board!", we leap aboard and commence pillaging.

 

[25931]

That's a good way to stop them bothering us.

 

[Scotty_Tradewind]

Colregs question.

Which one of these is the give way vessel ?

None of them !! go do your Day Skipper again!!

 

[flaming]

Moderately poor taste lakey, that's the surfer's equivalent of a memorial service.