Ride em Cowboy!

[waverider]

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions.
one says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"
Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts
in your hands and whisper in her ear, Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds..."

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[jeffro]

read it to the wife not amused Jeffro

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[Solitaire]

There are good ones and there are bad ones. This falls into ther latter category - don't give up your day job!

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[Shakey]

My favourite sexual position is 'The Plumber'.

The two of you stay in all day and no f**ker comes.....

<hr width=100% size=1>At the end of the day - Sunset.