Returning favours

[Colin_S]

Having recently spent an enjoyable weekend aboard a fellow forumites fine vessel I was wondering how to repay the favour.
My thoughts are to invite him for a ride on my jetski. However, as his yacht uses a miserly amount of diesel and my jetski drink petrol like he drinks beer, would a 15 minute limit be fair?

 

[tcm]

i don't think he needs a ride on the thing at all - if you really want him to enjoy your jetski you should invite him to take a mooring buoy in langstone harbour and watch the fun as you back the trailer and then the entire car into the water, get soaking wet as you launch, eventually get it started but get nicked for speeding, and finally lose control and whizz up the beach flinging yourself clear at the last moment. Much more entertainment, surely?

 

[jimi]

Think 5 minutes should be quite enough .. do you reckon you could get it between the hulls of the fast red jet? Could have a dummy run on the Hythe Ferry first before going for the "big one"

 

[StugeronSteve]

He could get interested if it's a folding jet ski.

 

[Colin_S]

How about over the top instead?

 

[StugeronSteve]

Who's that riding the croooose missile?

 

[Colin_S]

Certainly not me. That bit's easy - it's the landings I have problems with.

 

[Colin_S]

Forgot to mention my usual crew would come along too.........

 

[jhr]

I see they're already wearing their pfd's.....

 

[StugeronSteve]

"Forgot to mention my usual crew would come along too........."

By eck, they scrub up well, don't they?

Didn't look like that on Sunday morning.

 

[Colin_S]

Suprising what a trip to the toilet block and one of parahandy's cooked breakfasts will do for you.

 

[mirabriani]

Just would not do if in France
using sex to sell things is frowned upon

See Telegraph!

Briani