You urchin! I was just about to post same.
I see the Coastguard are joining the RNLI with more sound seamanship advice.
"Get some windows and electrics"
I know how he feels - I have just had a blissful week away on the boat. Got back home and within 15 mins of walking through the door SHMBI was having a go at me /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif