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Irish Coastguard today tested their new 'Bounce system' for speeding up casualty transfer from Lifeboat to helicopter.

A Spokesman commented later that 'If they werent casualties, they are now' and said the Hospital reports they are 'as well as can be expected'
 
It's Cowe's Castle - home of the Irish Royal Yacht Squadron! At least the Irish lads don't hover over pensioners houses in Portsmouth mistaking dodgy TV digi boxes for EPIRBs - see PBO June 2006 p.108.
 
Rescue craft sponsored by Colin Cowdry

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Shelagh misunderstood the instructions regarging whisking the cream!
 
Duncan,

I've just about wet myself after reading your latest signature!

S'il te plait, encore des blagues!
 
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You should be so lucky - it was double Dutch to me !
Ken

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Ken
The story so far.....

I used to have a hovercraft full of eels, but they ended up escaping. Then some lowlife stole the hovercraft.
Now the insurance have coughed up for the "lost" hovercraft and I am in the market for more eels, little ones, cheap ones...
The story continues............
 
Dear Dunc,
Thank you for the translation, I have been struggling with that for a while. Hovercraft had only just been invented when I last tried learning French.

Now, why would any one have a hovercraft full of eels? Or should I have started another thread for the million silly answers I am now about to get? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 
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