Request for info (NB)

[Talbot]

The following connundrum has me puzzled, so was hoping other more learned people may be able to resolve it:

If a person is out for a walk and their dog is with them, but the dog is carrying its own lead in its mouth, who is taking who for a walk?



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[pessimist]

In my experience you never take a dog for a walk. The dog ALWAYS takes you.

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[tugboat]

Neither. The dog is out for a walk and so are you. You just happen to be walking together. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Goodge]

With us it starts off as the dog taking me for a walk.

Then I let him off his lead and he normally wanders around for a bit then he starts his favourite past time of 'hunt the squirell'. At this point he becomes selectively deaf and ignores me.

Eventually he returns and we go home and at this point I think I'm walking him.

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[snowleopard]

simple way to tell. when you come to a fork in the path and you go one way, he goes the other. who follows who?

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[mikesharp]

Easy! the one who turns for home after the other one has had a sh*t is in charge.

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[Iota]

Silly question who do you think? I even decide when, normally after they have just started something else...

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[martinwoolwich]

I have a friend who always takes his dog with him on the boat. Most marinas insist that dogs must be kept on a lead at all times in the marina. So he puts the dog on the lead and the dog carries the end in its mouth. Seems he gets away with it every time!

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[A_7]

Doesn't matter so long as the owner picks up the poo.

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