Reason Raggies are so grumpy

Likewise. It will be the MoBo's being grumpy when they have to have Licenses to go to sea.
Starting a campaign to force them to pass a test & get Licensed this week.

Thats not a problem as I will just get a licence!

I've done many thousands of sea miles in many countries and purchased fuel in more marinas than most raggies have ever read about never mind visited.

Do you really believe that raggies would be exempt when our politicians smell a potential tax.

Your campaign may rebound on you and you may become the most hated raggie amongst your Peers.
 
you mean when someone criticises the state of ones teak ?? ;)

Don't get me started on teak!!!

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and a "ahem" joint shot:

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Daily rate: PM me!!!!!
 
Don't get me started on teak!!!

Before:

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After:

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and a "ahem" joint shot:

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Daily rate: PM me!!!!!

Two part cleaner?

Another fan here.

As jfm says, just give it a light sanding after treatment and then clean with fresh water.

Brilliant.

Looks really nice Steve but now you have to keep the standards up year after year.
 
I've had her, She was rubbish at slicing lemons though.

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Hey Lakie, I showed your post to Mrs DougH who was most impressed with your level of photographic skill.

She then looked very close at the photo and said that it must be a very recent photo as it looked exactly like 'Drinks Maid' does now and even the bikini was still in use. (Couldn't confirm the bikini as I do not look at ladies in their swimwear)

She then zeroed in on your comment 'I've had her' and she said something like 'Dirty b....'
but I couldn't understand the rest.

'Drinks Maid was summoned and ask if there was any truth to your assertions but she just erupted into fits of giggles.

She kept saying that it was only a small thing in her life and the whole period did not give her any satisfaction.

Mrs DougH is now using the 'Sisterhood' word and talking about meeting with Mrs Lakesailor to apologise on your behalf.

I can help.

If you send a bottle of Chanel No 5 perfume , large size,(don't worry if you stuggle with large sizes, it's the thought that counts,) and a bottle of King of Scots whiskey to Mrs DougH every Christmas I'm sure I can keep the two Mrs's apart.

Of course if the whiskey fails to arrive one year all bets are off.
 
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Likewise. It will be the MoBo's being grumpy when they have to have Licenses to go to sea.
Starting a campaign to force them to pass a test & get Licensed this week.

Well, obviously & I suppose the chap in charge of the Hanne Knutsen will need to take two in order to satisify WAFIs.

John G
 
You have really started something now Lakey.

'Drinks Maid' keeps walking around giggling and when we ask her whats so funny she just keeps repeating "Its nothing, it was only a small thing".

Trouble is all my drinks now arrive 'Shaken' and not 'Stirred'.
 
Totally agree. Lovely comedy prose Vara; really enjoyed reading that

Priceless does not do it justice.

I love the way Colin (Vara) phrases his words, he sounds a real fun person.

When we are next in Dover we are going to visit him on the boat.

Will then report back as to whether FULL CIRCLES aspersions as to Colins frugal ways are truthful.
 
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