Really stupid question

[Moose]

Flicking back through one of last year's Yachting monthly's (Yes I was looking at a raggy thing last year.) I noticed a automatically inflating life raft of key's mad by some company called square tomato!
Any one know where I can get 1 because Could make good little stocking filler at Christmas (25 days 3 hours to go)
Insults much appreciated,
I'll start you of 'Moose, you're a mad man/moose'

 

[Guest]

This wouldn't have been in the April issue would it mad moose?

 

[Moose]

No May last year.
"Moose you hav lost it this time" There's another suggestion!