Re Mf the Sewer etc etc

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Sorry peeps I have to do this Storey in 'bits'
(wish hlb had):)
Cos me pute plus me pute skills won't let me do it in one bit
I think hlb did:D
If it's boring let me know.
Although I must admit the best 'bits' are yet to come!;)
 
Major Catastrophe said:
What 'good bits'? I saw and spoke to Kwaka three times today and I am none the wiser.
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Major
Just av a quiet lie down fer a bit, it will all make sense in time.
Oh:eek:
I forgot you have no furniture.

Yep, today me and MC did bump in to each other.

3rd (no folks third not turd that's another thread) time.
I was in the bilge of me boat.
I heard a 'dingle ing' , it was the Major playing with His dingle ing:eek:

On His bicycle I may add:D
 
It is unfortunate that my first view of Kawasaki is too often like this.

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I am convinced that 'engine shagging' was outlawed years ago.
 
Haydn, had you payed him to "service" your engines? You've bin screwed, err or rather your engines haven't - I think? :confused:

What will we do if Kwaka takes offence & goes off in a sulk? Who will we tease mercillessly then? Is it back to needling the Major next week? Or will it be my turn again? :eek:
 
The End of the MF Sewer story will be posted sooner than later by the way
Other 'stuff' has got in the way.

Maybe, later today!
 
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ccscott49 said:
What other stuff?...................... No............maybe I shouldnt ask, yuck!
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But you did!
Quickly, cos the Forum keeps kickin me out.
' Automatic selective monitoring' or summat like that.
As MajorCatastrophe said to Me the other day.


So I returned to MF having succesfully dumped the three bags full.
Poor old Terry was left to try and sort out the 'Remainder'.
'I,m glad you remaind here' I said to Him.
'Reindeer? what yer on about'
'No yer daft git '
'Can't ere yer waddya say'
Well He was covered with lots of anti sewer apparel.
:)

Anyway poor beggar was writhing about the sewer hold.
Bits of pipe every where.
'Suck Cock' I thought He said
'Yer what' I replied
He puleed off a few layers of sewer protection clothing and repeated
'Seacock is dripping'

'Never mind that
Whats the next step'?
I asked

'Get the piggin tank out' !!:rolleyes:
'Yer dozy ------- etc etc:)
New post in a bit, cos I,ll get kicked out in a Mo:confused:
 
So the the next bit was Crucial
For hlb's sake
For our sakes
For the sake of the Enviroment!

'For Christ sake Terry, put a bung in that Outlet'
Blimey that was close
We had the sewer at an advantageous angle to firtle it out the sewer hole.
We didn't want any 'content' escaping.
Not only because of the aroma but heck, the 'stuff' was slippy.

'Yes Doc, I slipped on hlb's do do's and thats why I,m incapacitated'.
Can you imagine the the Elf and safety peeps
Plus the embaressment.
Kinnel!

Now Terry aint a small Guy
Pretty good nick for His age
But blimey
the sewer was still on the heavy side.
At this juncture, I would like to point out to hlb that a dietecion's visit might be as well in the future Months!
Next page!
 
Kawasaki said:
So the the next bit was Crucial

Next page!
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Crucial:eek:
Flip, it certainly was!
You know the Phrase
'When I nod My head You hit it'

Well, that's were we where.

This was delicate.
Not knowing for sure if the Bungs could hold the bunged tank we extracted said sewer from it's home of 20 years.

However the sewer seemed to let go quite easily
No. Not the contents (thank You Lord:)) but from it's resting? place:)

Flushed with that succes we went Aft
After Terry nearly slipped on the stairs:eek:
Frightening moment I,ll tell thee.
Me heart stopped.
Pulse raced
I nearly sh&t meself
Which would have been of no advantage at that time:eek:
Nother page
 
Kawasaki said:
Crucial:eek:

Nother page
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Sorry Folks not trying to lkeep thais at bthe top as it were
Just me pute is playing up or summat.

Anyway with No further Drama we wriggled the sewer out on to the Pontoon.
So , where to steam clean the beggar?
Terry had connections (now severed I believe ) with a local Vaxhaul main Dealer.
Said Dealer's service dept had a real powerfull steam cleaner gadgett.

So we set to.

No 'poetic licence' here.
This is 100% true.
Well, on reflection, so far, nothing else has been Fibs!
Anyway, I must type faster!
At the most crucial time, when the steam cleaner was removing the encamped 'steamers':eek:

A young receptionist type Lady appened on the scene.
She had just nipped out fer Her lunch type butty thing it transpired.
'What the heck is that ,
'Tiss a ****e tank' I retorted.
Well
She nearly vommtited on the spot!

'Yer Plank' said Terry.

Nother page
 
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