Quiet forum day.Oldgits biggest Porkies

[oldgit]

1 ....The cheques in the post.
2.....I will do it straight away Dear
3.....Tell B1 will call him back in 5 mins.

 

[Bassplayer]

1 ....The cheques in the post.
2.....I will do it straight away Dear
3.....Tell B1 will call him back in 5 mins.

4... The van's just left
5... The plotter only cost £200
6... It is very important for the company image that I have an attractive secretary
7... But I need to take my secretary out for dinner to discuss business

 

[boatone]

5... The plotter only cost £200

Definitely not a Fredporky - don't think he's ever paid £200 for anything

 

[oldgit]

Definitely not a Fredporky - don't think he's ever paid £200 for anything

H,mm borrowed the thirty bob it cost to get married from the wife,as was temp short of cash when arriving at registery office.
She has cost me considerably more than £200 quid since then