Post(poned) haste

[Artie]

I paid up my subscription 'cos I like to read a Mag.
It's called Motor Boats Monthly and I do not want to brag,
But I knew that I would get it 'cos I saw it in the shop
And today upon my doormat there resounded a discreet "Plop"
'Twas the plastic lined copy that all the world's now read
Full of Motor boats and goodies and yet when all that's said
I would really like to get my copy when it is rightly due
So come on IPC Media it's really up to you
I suppose you'll blame the postie or indeed the Royal Mail
Blame who you like, it matters not, the system it did fail
But whatever way you see it -I really cannot see
Why I only got my mag today 26.11.2003!


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[derekh]

my mag arrived yesterday
i couldnt figure why
i dont know the answer
no mater how hard I try

perhaps the postie faultered
perhaps he even died
the mags were in the shops last week
on the shelves, up there I spied.

I'm sure they didnt mean it
I'm sure that is the end
it will be here in time next month
on mbm we can depend



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[DepSol]

I was in the shop last Thursday and on the shelf MBM sat
so I said to myself i gotta buy that

Now there I was thinking about subscribing an all
but off the shelf I get mine early so dont be a fool

then looking on the web site i noticed a sign
that subscription per copy cost half the price of mine

so there I did sit completing the form
looks like late copies may well now be the norm

then I went to the chandlery to spend the spare cash
a bottle of Soltron! now to the boat I must dash


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<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.soltron.co.uk>the website</A>

 

[derekh]

I bought a bottle of soltrol
it tasted like s**t
each time I farted
it gave me the pip

I mixed it with meths
I mixed it with bells
it still tasted dodgey
and I farted like hell.

who needs petrol
deisel or gass
with a good dose of soltrol
I just use my ass.



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[Kevin]

There was a man from Nantucket...

no best not!



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[Artie]

Who carried a chick in a bucket

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[Wai_Tapu]

There was a man from Nantucket
Who carried a chick in a bucket.
When asked what he thought
..........

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[Artie]

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who carried a chick in a bucket
When asked what he thought
About drinking Port
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