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A lady walks into a Porsche dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. However, as she turns back, there, standing right next to her, is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when you hear the price!!

Pxx
 
LOL - Pauline, one for you -

Same girl goes for dinner at her boyfirends house, as they are all around the table she lets out a little "peep".
"Ginger!" says her boyfriends dad looking at the dog in the corner.
Great she thinks, I got away with it.
As the meal progress she lets out a louder pop...
"Ginger!" says her boyfriends dad looking worried at the dog in the corner.
Hey hey this is great she thinks
Well she lets out a rip snorter, touches cloth etc...
"Ginger - get away from there before she sh*ts on you" cried the Dad

The correct phraseology is "Are we insured..." NOT "Were we insured"
(IMHO, BTW FWIW and NWGOI)
 
Re: And her daughter...

Wittle Wabbits
>
>
> A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,
> "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
>
> And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level,
> and asks,
> .Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby
> or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"
>
> She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet
> voice,
>
> "I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck!"
 
Re: And her daughter...

You've been checkin on Spirit of Cardiff again havent you?

Dom


I just want my boat back in the water ;-(
 
Wheres the dipstick in a porsche?......in the driving seat! Or whats the difference between a porcupine and a porsche, on the porcupine the pricks are on the outside!
 
Jokes like that normally come from blokes, well I thank you for posting it, as for farting according to Martin Clunes on Menbehaving badly its what blokes do anyway, Dorothy says, so why dont women fart in public, he answers......lack of confidence. Pauline .. keep em coming

Paul js
 
Is BMW Driver an oxy-moron. (look it up if you don't know what it means)
a bit like Military Intelligence ???

Adrian

Don't call me "Ian"
Cleopatra - yellow hull called Court Jester. Have you seen her ?
 
OK, different women and not quite a Porsche but made me giggle.......


A farmer says to his wife "If you had bigger tits we could get rid of our best milking cow"!
Farmer's wife replies "If you had a bigger cock we could get rid of our tractor driver"!

Syd
 
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