Poet Laureate

Re: Here! Here!

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The normal response to "here here" is "where where" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Rather than indulge in 'I-don't-know-itry
I thought I'd try a little poetry

Then again there's many a verse.....
That could be worse....
 
Re: Here! Here!

Uncle Albert, known as Sam?
The one whose lock I tried to ram /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
In my new boat, without the knack
He shouted 'Pull your throttle back...
For with no lock, I'll get the sack! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

But even with his Boating nouse,
The [--word removed--] want to sell his house! /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif
'Pack your things and get your coat'
(Perhaps he'll have to live afloat
down by the Weir in Narrow boat) /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

But when the brown stuff hits the fan
We'll all be saved by our good man
The water levels, high or low
he'll be there to tend the flow
and keep an eye on where we go /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

Remember him for he knows best,
despite the EA's latest quest
the desk bound chumps are raising cash
amidst a national housing crash
don't you think thats slightly rash? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 
Re: Here! Here!

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Though you've titled this response Here! Here!
Permit me to whisper in your ear
I think you really mean Hear! Hear ! ?
anon.

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Ooops! As bad as those dudes who write about their 4 birth boats when they mean berth.
 
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Ooops! As bad as those dudes who write about their 4 birth boats when they mean berth.

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I liked Boatone's "Beatle and Wedge" on the Ashmount Rally thread; I guess that was Paul McCartney before the divorce, now he must be the "Potless Beatle"

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