PMT

No impressionable youths, just us impressionable older men *G*

(Offers large bar of chocolate and mug of hot chocolate and some chocolate cake - just get those serotonin levels up!)

A mate of mine's other half had dreadful PMT - I was round their house one day and she stomped in, grunted at me, stomped off into the lounge, stomped back and grabed the paper and then reappeared a third time and shouted at my mate coz she couldn't find her chocolate bar. I think she must have realised at that point that I was looking at her wondering if she should be Sectioned coz she just looked at me, shouted "PMT" and walked off.

Mind you, this is the same girl who used to reogranise the bedroom when my mate was on night shift - he'd come home, not turn the light on so as not to wake her and fall over the bed because it had moved since he left! And the same girl who poached a salmon in a dishwasher!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm Perhaps there was something more to this than PMT

*G* Hope ya feel more like your normal self soon Pauline

M
 
Blame it on early experiences *LOL*.. and there really is nothing wrong with older women, especially when you are 15-16..

They have cars, they don't expect you to pay for their dinner, they help you get into pubs/clubs, they umm know what they're doing and what you're supposed to do.

Oh to be a youth.. *g*
 
My response to your post was purely intended to see if Pauline would respond predictably..............she did!

Just noticed......my next post will entitle me to membership of the 1,000 club.....must try to save it for something memorable.........

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Poached salmon.....

...in a dishwasher?

I knew a girl that tried to casserole smoked trout with carrots..........

Ref comments below, I had an older GF when about 17, she was 28, had a car and house and knew alot more than me.....it was great...some years later same girl threatened to burn my house down as mentioned elsewhere on this thread........



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It's an American invention devised to sell over the counter pills:-) BTW, wot's the difference between a woman with PMT and a terrorist?


You can negotiate with a terrorist (sorry if this is v. old, but I still like it)
 
Hummmm.... I think you need a bit of strict discipline.... Yes that should get it well and truely under control.....

KevL

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It may be the early bird that catches the worm but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.
 
Re:Been thinking re this

While on route to Well Next Sea , I recalled that old wives tale about women suffering with pmt.
The male sperm given orally helps both incumbents .
Firstly the male cos he cant hear her nagging ,just gagging ( not so bad !! )
Secondly the female because while she's gagging and not nagging ( surely good for moral ) She's getting a good dose of male testosterone to help her grow a nice tash !!
Now then dear does that help

Mick

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I want a big steel ex trawler / tug v / cheap or swap for tug
 
Re:Been thinking re this

Yes and then cos he's happy it means your life becomes more tolerable .

Have you tried herbal tea yet there are some quite good ones that may help

Mick


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler / tug v / cheap or swap for tug
 
Easy peasy! I just change girlfriends! I have four of them, plus a spare with a hysterectothingy incase they all have it at the same time!
 
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