Plastimo Toilet seat hole undersized

[catmandoo]

The hole in the Plastimo toilet seat seems rather small . One may have to stuff ones equipment in after sitting down . Anyone got this problem . Is it a problem with continental designs ? or is the british standard bigger ? /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[graham]

In recent years I have noticed that marine toilet seats have shrunk.It must be linked to global warming as my best suit has also shrunk .

 

[catmandoo]

I think the answer is to do with the angle of the dangle and the roll and pitch of the ship

 

[LadyInBed]

You know the old adage - Try before you buy /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
PAR do a ‘large’ bowl.

 

[bilbobaggins]

I'm told it's a sneaky marketing ploy to flatter us punters into buying. Of course, the SuperSunSeekers have a *much* larger one fitted, and the better French charter catamarans have two, side by side! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[catmandoo]

By the mark 5 I suppose

 

[mirabriani]

Reminds me of a story.........

Some time back I was discussing same topic with a
"Gor blimy" salesman. Discussing size of loo and, in particular outlets.
He said "It's OK having a 2 inch outlet, until you get
a crew with a 3 inch a**e h**e

Apologies, I have broken my own posting rules for the sake of a funny.

Regards Briani

 

[Sybarite]

I was at the boat show a few years ago and heard the expletives of an irate salesman. A little boy did test it.

John.

 

[Norman_E]

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I was at the boat show a few years ago and heard the expletives of an irate salesman. A little boy did test it.



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He was probably small enough to use it!

 

[cliff]

That's right, blame someone / something else.
Ever thought that it's your ar$e that is OVERSIZE? /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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[ccscott49]

I have three heads on Englander, two standard and one compact!! The compact is very compact, my arse will not fit it and get my tackle inside, so have to hover!!!! It will be changed this year, dont use it anyway, it's a stupid size for any GROWN up. Might fit an emaciated dagoe's or an anorexic's ar$e!!

 

[cliff]

Coor blimey - must be miniscule - I have one of the Par bogs (oops, I mean heads) onboard and no real problem except the seat is bigger than the bowl so one has to be careful tucking one's tackle in - mind you I think the seat should be further back - ½" would do - another job for the winter.
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[bilbobaggins]

That did happen at a recent SBS, on a new Dufour Classic. It seems the 'little boy' involved belonged to one of the Beneteau salesmen....

 

[Lakesailor]

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my arse will not fit it and get my tackle inside

[/ QUOTE ] too much information I think. Do you also have a long, low sports car? /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[catmandoo]

One of the advantages of being human is that we are adaptable . So in most cases we can after a bit of experimentation and practise learn to cope with any problem . Unfortunately in an unfamiliar situation we tend to make assumptions which result in little to large acccidents .

So plonking down on an undersized bog in a hurry results in wet pants

 

[peterb]

Two-holer?

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my arse will not fit it and get my tackle inside

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Get the same problem. Suggested answer: finish one job before you start the next.