Pirate Weekend

Mine say 3rd July too.

Which given that i'm organising it, suggest that its the 3rd July!

:)

That implies its organised. Which is against the rules we don't have.
I hope you haven't consulted the Committee we don't have, so that we can't canvas the members we haven't got.
 
rules....

hah...

I'll just make sure that everyone is in vaguely the same place, at vaguely the same time....

oh... and that they bring wood. Yes, thats it. Bring wood.

Wood... got that?

Wood.Good. Dunno where from this year, no garden furniture to burn.:p
 
And BBQ etc.

Wood and Rum and BBQ. That's it.

O and maybe some form of musical instrument that you can play when a bit tipsy.
I will pass on that on myself as I could not play a triangle even when stone cold sober.
 
And BBQ etc.

Wood and Rum and BBQ. That's it.

O and maybe some form of musical instrument that you can play when a bit tipsy.
I will pass on that on myself as I could not play a triangle even when stone cold sober.

Ere Clive, your signature needs revising - your blog has been deleted.

And chicken carbon-alan. A must.
 
Boat won't make the 21st May sailing, so waiting to see if we can get her on the next one, probably 2 weeks later. Means arrive in UK third week June so no time to get her back in the water for Piratical shenanigans. Grrrr!!! :mad::mad::mad:

Kioni-mites have been psyched up about this all year so this is a big disappointment :(

May have to consider backup Plan B, fitting water cannon to double bass and rowing out to the Backwaters on it with all aboard, E string employed as water balloon catapult launching system.

Note from Mrs Kioni: double bass can be recycled as BBQ fuel, advise this be done immediately upon landfall to save sensibilities of all concerned
 
Kioni-mites have been psyched up about this all year so this is a big disappointment :(

May have to consider backup Plan B,

Plan C
Most years Sirenia becomes a ferry with a pick-up from Titchmarsh marina and a drop off on the beach.
There could also be a return trip on the Sunday.
Last year there was a small encampment on the beach overnight.
There is no reason for the Kioni-mites not to join that encampment as long as you can find them a tent or 2.
You could use the Double bass as a tent pole.
I am sure that there will be a few spare berths within the fleet for the more senior pirates in your party if more comfort is required.
 
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Plan C
Most years Sirenia becomes a ferry with a pick-up from Titchmarsh marina and a drop off on the beach.
There could also be a return trip on the Sunday.
Last year there was a small encampment on the beach overnight.
There is no reason for the Kioni-mites to join that encampment as long as you can find them a tent or 2.
You could use the Double bass as a tent pole.
I am sure that there will be a few spare berths within the fleet for the more senior pirates in your party if more comfort is required.

Clive do you have "Anti Mud" Deck Paint this year :D
 
Clive do you have "Anti Mud" Deck Paint this year :D

There is no point sailing on the East Coast if you are going to get worried about a bit on mud on the deck.
A good beat to windward up the Wallet will soon wash it off. :rolleyes:

We have added a coat of 2 pack with added deck grip granules which has improved the grip.
 
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