Pimp my tender

[Captain Coochie]

I handed in my notice on my moorings today so i'm going to have a fairly basic GRP tender that wont be needed . My plan is to get it back to the workshop and take the piss while doing it up
Its light enough to put in the back of a van ( as it is now ) and an electric outboard powers it fine .
So any thoughts ? My initial thought is a mini me slipper launch

 

[sarabande]

make it resemble the conning tower of a partially submerged submarine

or

a horse's head

or

a Smart Car

or

a floating wheelie bin

or

a small car trailer

or

a caravan

or

a paddle steamer

or

a swan





(I'm into carnival floats being a Somerset lad )

 

[taz]

Head of a shark with gaping mouth...............to look like the rower is being bitten and/or swallowed.

 

[Kilter]

Mini narrow boat!

 

[Captain Coochie]

I like the submarine and mini narrow boat ideas but i also want it to fit in the van !

 

[sarabande]

OK, so what about a hundred or so helium balloons tied round her so that she looks like a bit of floating cuckoo spit ?

 

[Kilter]

I like the submarine and mini narrow boat ideas but i also want it to fit in the van !

How many does it have to carry...could be a very mini nb!

 

[Captain Coochie]

It nearlf flips over with one on board ! Going up is not a good plan but very funny all the same .

 

[Kilter]

It nearlf flips over with one on board ! Going up is not a good plan but very funny all the same .

Stick with funny...it suits you!!

 

[taz]

Put some flowers in it and sell it as a window box.

 

[Flying Penguin]

Some inspiration:

 

[Black_Pearl]

Fit hydrofoils, might need a second battery