Parking problem

[Olly]

A question with a very obvious answer but thought someone might be able to shed new light on the problem. What do you do if there are no berths/moorings available in the area you want to live aboard?

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[rivalranger]

Put the anchor down ;-)

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[Alastairdent]

Cry and look elsewhere.

on inland waterways this problem is particularly acute.

Estuaries and coastal - good anchors?

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[ccscott49]

A very obvious answer? Then why ask? or am I simplifying matters too much?

Baffled of London.

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[Olly]

AS IT SAYS on the tin "but thought someone might be able to shed new light on the problem."

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[hlb]

Go some place else???

I must be really really clever!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

<hr width=100% size=1> No one can force me to come here. I'm a volunteer!!.

Haydn

 

[roly_voya]

Start a scare about killer jellyfish or a marine organism that eats resin!!

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[BrendanS]

Re: Polyestermite NM

already been done

<hr width=100% size=1>Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

 

[cliffb]

You're all a bunch of wimps! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
Stop pussy-footin about!
Torpedoes and Limpit Mines are the answer.

Or.... Or... <fiendish plot developing>

Hire a really evil looking and smelling tramp to sit on the mooring for a few hours each day. Drinking meths and swearing profusely....

Or..Or...

For a more PC solution. Maybe a mentally handicapped with Teretze (spelling?) syndrome. And if that is a bit beyond the pale ....then I can do a fairly good impersonation if you like. (but the fees may be too high)

Just a thought.....


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[Olly]

Torpedoes and Limpit Mines - now you're talking! Just knew you forumites would come up with a solution. Now........where do I buy.........................................

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[cliffb]

Easy Squire...
Well... relatively
Try <A target="_blank" HREF=http://uk.gay.com/>Here</A>, you might find something to suit.

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[charles_reed]

Find Another

A frequent requirement in the Med.

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