sailorman
Well-Known Member
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a Deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be Christened immediately - your brother came in and named them".
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jaysus no, not me brother...he's a clueless, gobshi*te!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved
"Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew," replies the Doctor /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be Christened immediately - your brother came in and named them".
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jaysus no, not me brother...he's a clueless, gobshi*te!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved
"Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew," replies the Doctor /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif