Outraged!!!!

[suse]

by the bawdy Friday Aft Funnies soiling this sacred board, formerly devoted solely to the art and science of sailing...

Sirs, you should castigate* yourselves forthwith.

(signed) High Minded of just outside Cambridge.

*Obviously my current mot du jour

 

[michael_w]

Stop being such a prude. Thought we'd give the SBers touch of the fun and games that go on in The Lounge.

Bit pointless as most of them are regulars anyway /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[iangrant]

dear outraged

so sorry from all the chaps who used to post a funny on a friday aft

cheers

ian

 

[suse]

Prude? PRUDE!!?? 'Mature' is the word I prefer.

Oh - err - sorry - thought you'd said 'prune' ...

(signed) Miss Prim /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[suse]

No good sucking up to me now.

(signed) Ina Huff /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[jhr]

There once was a woman named Susy
Who was known to be terribly choosy.
She advised Scuttlebutt,
Of her hatred for smut
And was roundly condemned as a floozie!

/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[suse]

Still steering off course
Though I shout till I'm hoarse
Make things boat-ay!

S x

 

[michael_w]

Well done /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Pye_End]

Agreed. Should have been a lounge item, if at all.

 

[suse]

If at all - I couldnt agree more. I thought this was a respectable forum - unlike the other one I patronise ...

(signed) Verity is the spice of life x

 

[Becky]

Bother, got to search for the offending items now. Sounds to be a laugh!



Sorry Suzy. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Woops, seen them now!

Most are very funny, just the odd bit of bad taste.

Stll, one doesn't HAVE to read them /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[suse]

As an obviously nice young gel, I couldn't possibly advise you to acquaint yourself with the absolutely vile filth posted under Friday Aft Funny here on Scuttle Butt. They are dredging the bottom, in my opinion. Sorry - dredging the bottom of the barrel, is what I meant to write - apologies, my dear. But please please I beg you keep well away from this disgusting exhibition of general nastiness. A good clean sailing thread is what you should devote yourself to - and do excuse my grammar. As one myself (gram-mar according to my delightful granddaughter) I must act in loco grandparentis to you ...

(signed) Biddy Grayhair x

 

[Kawasaki]

A regular poster called Grant.
On seeing a Susy would pant,
the thought of Her cheeks so rosy.
Would send His knees all worzy.


Headlines
"Friday Forum Funnies Face Fearsom Female"

"Scuttlebut Scandal Sees Seamen Squirming"

"Lounge Lizards List Lewd Limericks Libatious Laughter Looms"

Scuttling out fore My butt gets kicked!

 

[Rum_Pirate]

[ QUOTE ]
If at all - I couldnt agree more. I thought this was a respectable forum - unlike the other one I patronise ..

[/ QUOTE ] That would not be anything to do with Boats, Yachts or Marina's would it?

 

[suse]

no...

try again

S x

 

[longjohnsadler]

Hm.
Come to that, can getting your knickers in a twist be described as a sailing post either?
Cue Lakesailor...

 

[davidfox]

get a life

 

[longjohnsadler]

Re: Hello!!!!

Think it was basically a humorous post

 

[suse]

Re: Hello!!!!

humour? Wassat? Not me, sunshine...

S x