Orgasum and Pigs...n.b.

mikewilkes

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Got back from a strong muslim country the other day and last night had an absolutely orgasmic meal.
Bubble and Squeck, Peas and well done - nearly burnt - BACON. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
It used to be in the forces that when you got home the second thing you did was put down your bag.
Now with the slightly more mature, ok old git, the first thing you do is put down the bag and the second is to look for the fry pan for the BACON.
This will probably be banned under the nanny state shortly as an attack on Jews and Muslims. It is not that but having suffered Turkey Ham and Chicken sausages for a month then you may realise what I am on about.
Strange when you think that both those factions dont like pig meat - at least they agree on one thing I suppose.




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Ceum ur
 
I remember my breakfast in Saudi - they offered bacon and eggs.

Tentatively ordered it and when it came it looked something like bacon but tasted truly awful.

I didn't have the heart to ask what it really was.

It always amused me that Saudi supermarkets had shelves stocked with grape juice next to shelves stocked with yeast - sort of subtle hint perhaps.

As a non drinker abstinence didn't bother me, but some of the Yanks I was working with had ago at the homebrew (it tasted even worse than the bacon). Made it in bottles with a balloon on the top to keep oxygen out and the aroma in. I laughed my socks off - all these bottles hidden in a cupboard with half inflated balloons on top and them sitting in a circle drinking this rotgut stuff - like schoolboys behind the bikeshed

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If you have the gunge on yours then you really know how to get around Mr. B.
Never tatses the same when the bottles clean. Looses its mature taste. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif



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Ceum ur
 
I know exactly what you mean! By the way, theres lots of pig farms in Israel, I'm serious, there is!

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We "worked" there for a couple of years. B Gas and Samadan. We could always get good quality bacon.
Lets face it , my boy, we are making money.



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Posh Cruise...

So what you are saying is that there were no brown sauce bottles on the tables on this posh pond crossing you did????
You will be saying next that you have not tasted Fray Bentos Pies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Israeli friend assures me that the 80s/90s Russian emigration included a lot of (presumably secular) bacon curers, and that the smoked stuff is fantastic.

<hr width=100% size=1>I had a very nice link until Kim told us off about it. I'm not bitter mind.
 
Hey, Mike, dont those offshore boots take a long time to dry!.........................girlfriend was in the bath when I got home!

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Colin you is getting worserer. Why was she in the bath?? She should have been slaving away on the deck!!!!!! You with never sell Englander if she aint clean. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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<You with never sell her if she aint clean>. Thats what she was doing in the bath!

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