BarryH
Well-Known Member
OK as your dog, I want to state what can piss me off bigtime:
1 When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2 Blaming your farts on me...Not funny.
3 Yelling at me for barking.....I'M A FRIGGING DOG YOU IDIOT!!
4 How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you are out. (Have you ever noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat!!)
5 Taking me for a walk and not letting me have a sniff at stuff. (Exactly whose walk is it anyway?)
6 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...Stop it.
7 Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
8 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.. Sorry haven't quiet mastered the handshake thing yet!
9 How you look digusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, your just jelalous.
10 Dog sweaters. Have you noticed my fir?
11 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff when your not at home.
12 When you insist on picking up my crap in the garden. Do you know how far behind shedule that puts me?
13 Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back there!
14 The slieght of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
15 'Invisible' chain-link fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?
Smile. its only money!
1 When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2 Blaming your farts on me...Not funny.
3 Yelling at me for barking.....I'M A FRIGGING DOG YOU IDIOT!!
4 How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you are out. (Have you ever noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat!!)
5 Taking me for a walk and not letting me have a sniff at stuff. (Exactly whose walk is it anyway?)
6 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...Stop it.
7 Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
8 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.. Sorry haven't quiet mastered the handshake thing yet!
9 How you look digusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, your just jelalous.
10 Dog sweaters. Have you noticed my fir?
11 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff when your not at home.
12 When you insist on picking up my crap in the garden. Do you know how far behind shedule that puts me?
13 Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back there!
14 The slieght of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
15 'Invisible' chain-link fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?
Smile. its only money!
