FullCircle
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A Kentish duck walks into a Norwich pub one lunchtime. Orders a pie and a pint.
Landlord makes the cleverly obvious remark about not seeing many ducks in the pub, to which the duck replies that he is on a short-term contract at the nearby building site and would be popping in for lunch most days for a while.
Later that day, a guy walks in to the bar wanting to put up a poster advertising the Circus that's due to arrive in Norwich.
The landlord, not one to miss an opportunity, tells him about the talking duck from Kent and that he could do a deal for the right money.
Next day, the duck comes into the bar for his usual lunch and the landlord tells him about the circus opportunity and how keen they are to employ the duck as a novelty act.
"Can't understand that," said the duck ... "why would a Norfolk circus want a Kentish plasterer?"
Landlord makes the cleverly obvious remark about not seeing many ducks in the pub, to which the duck replies that he is on a short-term contract at the nearby building site and would be popping in for lunch most days for a while.
Later that day, a guy walks in to the bar wanting to put up a poster advertising the Circus that's due to arrive in Norwich.
The landlord, not one to miss an opportunity, tells him about the talking duck from Kent and that he could do a deal for the right money.
Next day, the duck comes into the bar for his usual lunch and the landlord tells him about the circus opportunity and how keen they are to employ the duck as a novelty act.
"Can't understand that," said the duck ... "why would a Norfolk circus want a Kentish plasterer?"