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[bigmart]

Re: Paravane

No. Thats "Paravane" not "Pair of Veins". I thought the idea was to attract fish not scare em from the planet.

Martin

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[claymore]

Re: Paravane

Sorry - I thought you were on about Para's Veins - well the lad may have legs like road maps of Cheshire but he brews a mean stew

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[bigmart]

Re: Paravane

I suspect that it may be best if you don't ask him what goes into the brew. After all what do you think causes the problem with his legs!

Martin

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[claymore]

Re: Paravane

Hmm, he does seem to suffer with the legs later on in the evening and seems to favour the port tack

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[ParaHandy]

Re: Paravane

Alcohol is the answer to your first question and I've a fine pair o' pins, thankyou .. and thankful I've still got the rest of my undercarriage after acquaintance with the most fiendish and deadliest macerator loo in the highlands ......... never remain seated when the electrical whine nears a crescendo ... !



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[claymore]

Re: Paravane

Para ma wee mannie - d'ye ken noo why ra ensign is a wee bit tatty?

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[jimi]

Tattie Bogle

Och mon, Ah thocht it wiz only yon Irish who flew the tattie as an ensign.

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[Twister_Ken]

Inspired. nm

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[Twister_Ken]

>I bought some fancy kit in Jersey with the intention of upping my catch. Not a sausage since.<

I believe you can only catch sausages in butchers shops, or from ladies of ill repute.

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[jimi]

Claymore acshully got a string of sausages(with smiley faces) in the Lord of the Isles before the dog ran awa' wi' them!

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[Twister_Ken]

Ensign, or Saltire? nm

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[claymore]

Re: Tattie Bogle

Jamesie - yer on ra mark there ma wee pal - wid it hef bin mair tae yer likin if we'd hae'd stovies raither than yin big daft caulie - mind youse - it seemed tae dae Para's boowels a treat - ra word is thet Calmac hef sent in a dredger tae sort oot Tobers an yon mon wi ra Oyster an ra bluie ensin is windering where he picked up a coat o' copperbot

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[ParaHandy]

Re: Ensign, or Saltire? nm

Naebody kens, but ah did see him one morning stomping aboot in ra patio wi a pair o' grundies roond his nether regions which lookit michty similar ....



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