OK upcoming vacancy

[jimi]

Kim .. can we have white & blue smoke polls, please!

I nominate Cliff as Pope cos that'd really piss the red handed one off

 

[T_S]

Same colours as the Scottish flag eh Jim? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Deleted member 478]

OK, who is the read handed one and what about the other upcoming vacancy in Monaco?

 

[jimi]

Erm Cliff is the red hand of Ulster man, and T_S you need to brush up on your pope election procedure. I'll take Monaco, do I get Caroline chucked in as well?

 

[T_S]

Yep spose your right Jim....and I am sposed to be RC too! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

P.S how does the Pope election procedure go then?

 

[longjohnsadler]

Oh, so thats not the white Cliffs of Dover..
But..

 

[Deleted member 478]

You only get Monaco if you let me park my new cat (when I eventually get it) in your marina for free. Yep, you can have Caroline and I'll have Stephanie.

Well that's that sorted then. Who's gonna die next?

 

[jimi]

basically they lock all the cardinals in a room until they come to a decision, each ballot that's indecisive they burn with sumfink that makes blue smoke, when they reach a decision they burn it with something that makes white smoke.... I think

 

[T_S]

Ahh yes come to mention it I do remember something now....been a long time since the last pope died!

Do you think they use hand held flares Jim?

 

[Aja]

Last time we got two for the price of one though....

Donald

 

[Cutter]

Is this how they get rid of out of date flares then?

Never seen a bluey though so can't be right..

 

[Sgeir]

Ohh Ohh! Where is.........

...................Cardinal Mark?

His current absence suggests that there may be competition here.

 

[Gunfleet]

Mr Delmonte

It's Mr Delmonte who says 'no' and he's an Orangeman.