Oh duck

[simongoldthorpe]

Duck walks into bar.............

Duck: got an bread?

Barman: No

Duck: got any bread?

Barman: No, this is a pub. We sell beer not bread.

Duck: got any bread?

Barman: Look you irritating f*****g duck I've told you we havent got an bread and if you carry on like this I'm going to nail your f*****g beak to the bar.

Duck: got a hammer?

Barman: NO

Duck: got any nails?

Barman: NOOO

Duck: got any bread?

 

[aztec]

very good!! liked that one. are you coming out to play? a few beers p'haps? see the wareham thread, it's your "club" ;-)

 

[Geoffs]

That's right, can't have a meet without the Commodore, of should that be Vice Commodore, or Commodore of Vice

Old Chinese proverb 'Man who sail boat into rice field, soon get into paddy'

 

[simongoldthorpe]

Not sure yet, but hope to be there.

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