OGs Thames visit...

[oldgit]

Will be visiting soon can you please...........
Get the river dredged.
Make sure ALL the locks are manned.
Supply plenty of water to float in .
Keep at least 20 metres of river bank free at each and every mooring spot.
No boats with generators within 5 kms.
Ask all trip boats to slow down to only 1 knot when passing.
Absolutely no playing of any sort of music within earshot.esp. C &W.
Disconnect all bowthrusters.
Err think.... thats it for now......................................

 

[byron]

I shall set to and make the arrangements immediately. I take it you also want no hire boats with topless hen parties.

 

[oldgit]

I shall set to and make the arrangements immediately. I take it you also want no hire boats with topless hen parties.

Reluctantly prepared to be reasonable about this and not wishing to spoil the enjoyment of other river users ........Just keep it down to managable numbers please !