O what have I done

Ignore Pheran. His idea of "LOL" is "licking other lollies"
A few years ago he was a big embarrassment down at Ramsgate. Doting Mothers thought he was leaning over their baby's prams and smooching the baby like a politician. In fact he was having a quick lick of their Lolly. Also he is banned from the Yacht Club for "LOL" "liking others liquor" Watch him when someone goes to the Bog. In one swift motion he will down any drink they have left on the table then move to another part of the room looking like innocence itself.
 
What a bummer, looks like I've been rumbled........grrrrrr! :)

ps did you know politicians aren't allowed allowed to kiss babies any more? Something to do with them being after the lolly too......
 
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