Nude sailing

[chinita]

we were filling up with water at the Mahon floating pontoon when a French boat came alongside.

About ten of them, male and female, aged between eight and eighty - all bullock naked.

Fair put me off me frankfurter and pickled onion lunch.

 

[CharlesSwallow]

we were filling up with water at the Mahon floating pontoon when a French boat came alongside.

About ten of them, male and female, aged between eight and eighty - all bullock naked.Fair put me off me frankfurter and pickled onion lunch.

** What! They had all been castrated?

Chas

 

[Nostrodamus]

I have no objection to any boat with nubile young wenches removing all their clothes. In fact it is a good time to take up bird watching and try to find the great tit.

I do have to object though to those women and men who have skin that is several sizes too big for their bodies. Any woman who throws one over each shoulder before diving in does nothing for me.

Have I got double standards... of course I have.

 

[AndrewB]

Beware burn! We limit nudity to not more than about 1/2 hr daily. In many non-western countries nudity is not regarded so casually as we do, so is best avoided, just in case.

While not bothered about seeing/being seen nude from a distance, I must admit to still feeling a bit embarrassed when invited over to a naturist boat.

Incidentally, there are lots of places specifically offering 'clothing optional' charters, even in the UK, if anyone is interested. There's a website Bare Boating which lists a range of charter opportunities, but plenty more on Google.

 

[LadyInBed]

This thread is useles without photographs

 

[suebabsthenoo]

Nudey Jack as in Father Ted

...not only am I confoosing and a rambler but am a nudey an' all....(northern speak)at home and away......in fact wherever I go and wherever I lay my ,non existent, hat

 

[Digger F]

As a lifetime naturist ..(my mother said I was even born naked) I always advise any crew to accept it or not come aboard. I even have a notice in the saloon which reads " The Devil my wear Prada but the Crew will wear Deck Shoes.. Clothing Optional"

 

[CharlesSwallow]

I know him! He's on our pontoon.

Chas

 

[NornaBiron]

Never mind naked sailing, we watched a Greek fisherman setting his long-line naked the other day - imagine if one of his hooks got caught!

 

[Cardo]

We popped into Paliokastritsa on Corfu a couple of days ago. As we arrived, we saw a large ketch departing covered in naked ladies. Polskis, I'm guessing by the flag on the port spreader. Been a while since I've seen that much bush.

 

[No Regrets]

We tried it once but the wife was shocked as the boat would not respond to her steering. Turns out she was not holding the tiller but I had a big smile on my face!

Her exact words were 'Steerings gone all floppy'