Now what should I buy my LOVE for Valentines?

[LittleShip]

A new charger,
lamp,
Life raft,
fuel filter system,
Theres so much she would appreciate.
Now for the wife..........................................(blank) !!

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[Evadne]

There are three ways to a woman's heart:
1) A romantic gesture, such as roses.
2) Chocolate
3) more chocolate

p.s. The Roses should be of the floral variety, but their cost should not diminish the quality of (2) and (3).

 

[Kleverken]

Gallon of fuel so she can take you to Church Green ? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif ken

 

[scarlett]

The local pound shop is doing four fake red roses for £1. The same roses are for sale at £5 each but in a clear plastic box, just round the corner . And the second shop is not a chandler.

 

[Robin]

Fake roses? There speaks a man with a death wish!

 

[Col]

Don't forget the Valentines card....

 

[Peppermint]

Re: For your true love

Something from the Gael Force catalogue.

For the wife something from the Argos catalogue.

For the other woman something from the Ann Summers catalogue.

I once bought the wife a strimmer. She seemed pleased too.

 

[Skents]

Re: For your true love

My husband bought me a Yanmar 56hp for my birthday two years ago. (Not many women get a gift of that magnitude). I got a Whitlock King Cobra steering pedestal for the Christmas before.
P.S. What is this Valentine's Day thing????

 

[Mirelle]

True story

Had to accompany the bumiputra head of our Malaysian operation on a Valentine's Day shopping expedition in Hong Kong. He headed straight to a jeweller's shop and bought three necklaces. Must have looked surprised...

"Oh, I offer two to the senior wife. She thinks she is getting first choice, so she is happy. Then I offer the remaining two to my junior wife. Same thing. Then I give the one that's left over to my mistress. She'll be delighted!"

 

[longjohnsilver]

Roses!!!

Took my lady a bunch of roses yesterday only to be promptly and unceremoniously dumped!! Absolutely gutting. And I'd only half an hour before that bought her valentines card.

 

[doris]

Re: Roses!!!

Silly cow...abviously got no taste at all!

 

[LittleShip]

Re: Roses!!!

Are you selling the valentines day card off cheap??? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Sybarite]

You mean to say you're supposed to get something else so soon after Christmas....??

John


(must be careful: she saw my last post...)

 

[Aja]

Re: Roses!!!

You. Or the roses?

Donald

 

[longjohnsilver]

Re: Roses!!!

Yes, half price, I'll even post it for you!!!

 

[RocquaineBay]

Re: Roses!!!

Did You Remove the 'With Deepest Sympathy Ticket' /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Mike.

err. you are joking arn't you? /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif