fisherman
Well-Known Member
Ha! I was re erecting a granite gatepost that had been buried in the gateway, got it all clear to go but even with levers etc I was prospecting a hernia. Then the Jewson lorry came next door with a delivery, I ambled round to the driver: "Look, I'm going to give you this twenty pound note, and you're going to lift this gatepost up with your hi ab".