New thoughts on self sufficiency

[jimi]

1) If the engine goes tits up do you think
a)f#ck
c)I'd better sort it and have all the requisite tools & spares to hand
b) I'll saill any way
d) hail a passing boat
e)Mayday

If the one and only Gps goes Pete Goss, do you thonk

1)[censored] that linked to my one and onlt navigational system .. I 'd better get another
2)No worries
3) Soddin chart were wrang anyroads

 

[ShipsWoofy]

I have decided to upgrade my tool box and thus ensure much greater self sufficiency.

First job, remove all tools from the boat and replace with new tool kit, a card wallet.

Insert RNLI offshore membership card.

Et voilà, all my worries have gone, I can now sail anywhere without fear.

 

[doris]

Anticipation

I can see why Pauline anticipated Jimmi's post. When he talks about self sufficiency, surely he means 'what's his right hand's for'. Maybe Pauline's little warmer might be required! Hope he has an autopilot for when he gets to 99!.

 

[claymore]

I can only answer the first question. The second is just silly.
Q1) Always time your engine blobs for when a skilled, gifted, talented fault analyst and fixer is on board.

I hope that is a stupid enough answer...in the meantime - are you neglecting your work or family (or both) with all these daft wee threadies. Wid ye like tae come fer anither session o' yin therapy me'n Para dished oot tae ye an we'll jist check that yer takin' a' they pills yer supposed tae be oan.

 

[Rowana]

Pills! PILLS ! !

It's far mair than pills he's needin' wi aw this sh1te he's commin' awa' wi'

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[claymore]

Aye - a cork perhaps... but then again, wha'd insert it?

 

[jimi]

OK then I'll shut up .. time for a good huff, ain't had one for a while here.

 

[StugeronSteve]

f) Run round the deck shouting "I'm a tea pot, I'm a tea pot".

Tends to work, coz one of the other feckers then gets the comprehensive tool kit out and fixes it for me.

 

[Rowana]

Peace, perfect peace !

Yea, Right ??